Asparagus

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Asparagus
Asparagus.png
Dish Type
Side Dish
Availability
Purchased
Cost
$250
Prep Type
HS Only
HS Servings
10
Menu Price
$2
Cook Time(s)
? seconds
HS Freshness Time
? seconds
Booster(s)
Simply Food Simply Food
Detractor(s)
None
Origin
Egypt

Asparagus is a Side Dish in Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!.

Description[edit | edit source]

While asparagus has been enjoyed for over 5,000 years, it was seldom noteworthy until 1969 when hit songwriter Chuck Randolph was busy writing songs for an upcoming musical. Already behind schedule and dealing with a constantly changing screenplay, Randolph was struggling. During a meeting, the film's producer asked Randolph to compose a song about the forthcoming Age of Aquarius.

Regrettably, Randolph misheard the producer, and thought he wanted Randolph to compose a song about the dawning of the Age of Asparagus. While Randolph was unsure what asparagus had to do with what the producer referred to as "harmony and understanding," he set to work. It wasn't until weeks later that the producer realized Randolph's mistake and fired him, moving forward with another composer and releasing the Age of Aquarius in 1969 to chart topping success.

Randolph, angry and bitter but needing a new source of income, released the Age of Asparagus in 1970 to middling sales. While it was the first parody song ever created, albeit by accident, it wasn't until the 1980s that parody songs became hugely popular.

Recipes[edit | edit source]

You must use a Holding Station to prep and serve this side.
Each Holding Station can serve 10 customers.

There is only one recipe.

Standard Prep (Holding Station):
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