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==Description== Broccoli, or "Midget Trees," were first cultivated in Rome over 2,000 years ago. The myth that eating broccoli helps grow chest hair stems from the Roman Empire during the Cantabrian Wars of 29-19 BC. After many years of bloodshed, Augustus Caesar became desperate to resolve the conflict. A Roman thinktank was established, and the group concluded that by spreading a rumor that eating broccoli would help grow chest hair, the decidedly hairless Cantabrians would eat so much broccoli that the overwhelming amount of vitamin K would kill them. While the extra vitamin K did not kill them, shifting resources from the war effort into broccoli cultivation left their people defenseless. Rome attacked swiftly and enjoyed a decisive victory. While the Cantabrian Wars are now largely forgotten, the myth that broccoli helps foster chest hair growth remains alive and well over 2,000 years later.
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